Q. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A. It takes 535 politicians who first need to debate and pass the “Fairness in Light bulb Changing Act" which is over 2000 pages.  They don't need to read it though.  The Act includes a new surcharge on carbonated drinks to cover the cost of the “Light Bulb Changing Oversight Committee”. It also includes $500 million in funding for special projects including the light bulb education research fund, $4,000,000 in funding to study why moths fly towards light bulbs, equal opportunity in light bulb changing, $3,000,000 to study how light changing in America affects children in third world countries...